When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.

colinmorgay:

notcanonyet:

theepichumor:

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

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WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

DESTIEL = LET’S DIE

MERTHUR - HURT ME

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Judgemental breakfast

maaudreyxx:

I’m not wearing a bra at breakfast this morning at our hotel & I feel like everyone knows it & every time they look at me they say in their head “omg. She’s not wearing a bra.”

When people open your snapchats and don’t reply

EVERYONE GO FOLLOW MY BFFFF AUDREY!! maaudreyxx

if you play with my hair until i fall asleep i will fall in love with you

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mczayn:

jeSUS CHRIST

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oakynymph:

*wipes dust off of laptop* spring cleaning

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icecooly94:

i think about this a lot because there are a lot of guys out there who would see this fan and laugh or get freaked out, but not zayn. he doesn’t see anything wrong, he reacts no differently than if it had been a girl. he’s touched, just like always and this is one of the many reasons i think zayn is such an important person 

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