im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

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A word to the wise

To all the guys out there just a little note from the female population to the clueless.

•We do not wear makeup for you
•We do not wear lingerie for you
•We do not shave our legs/ armpits/ bikini regions for you
•We do not wear jewelry for you
•We do not buy expensive clothes and shoes for you
•We do not do our hair for you

We do this for OURSELVES

Females as a whole have been given an exhausting status to uphold that takes up way too much time. Think I’m kidding? Boys, how long does it take for you to get ready in the morning? 30 minutes? Including a shower? Okay. Let me lay this out for you. Girls typically pick out clothes the night before, shoes included. That takes about 10 minutes. So we wake up in the morning and remember we didn’t take a shower last night. Shit. So we go start the shower, give it 2 or 3 minutes to warm up. Get in, shampoo, condition, wash body. About 10 minutes IF we rush. Well, we might as well shave while we are in here. Legs, armpits, bikini region, easily 10 to 15 minutes. So entire shower is about half an hour. Get out, dry off, wrap hair. 2 minutes. Go put on underwear and pants but not a shirt cuz you don’t want to ruin your shirt with your wet hair. 3 minutes. Take down hair and dry it. 15 minutes (about). Well, since I showered and dried it, I might as well style it (straighten or curl, depending on natural hair). 20 minutes. Put on shirt. Now I’d just look silly if I didn’t do full makeup. 30 minutes. Now accessories. 5 to 10 minutes. Now gotta go put on shoes and stand in front of the mirror to make sure everything is put together. 3 minutes. Brush teeth. 2 minutes.

Do the math? That’s almost 2 hours. You think I’m gonna go through all that shit for you? Hell no. I do it so I feel good. So I feel confident. So I know I look good. So next time you make fun of a girl for “trying to look cute for you” know that she took 2 hours to make herself look fabulous for her own self confidence to look down on assholes like you.

im cool and im beautiful and i love one direction

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Reblog this if you think boys can be depressed too


Because lots of people seem to think we’re too tough and manly to have “feelings”

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so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

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school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife

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Harry + hugs

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omfg you suave little shit

that kid’s got more game than I do wtf

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